Down in the humid heart of Florida, where the Spanish moss hangs heavy and the air hums with cicadas, lies a institution unlike any other. It ain't no ordinary jailhouse, folks. This here's the Gator Gulag, a penal colony for the state's most troublesome reptiles. These ain't your average swamp dwellers, see? They're the bad apples of the gator wor… Read More

Following recent military/aerial/armed operations/actions/strikes by the United States against Iranian targets/assets/facilities, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a terror alert, signaling an increased/heightened/elevated threat level across the nation. The DHS warns that domestic/foreign/global terrorist groups may be motivated/inspi… Read More